In a showcase on the elevated floor of the Melbourne Cricket Ground rests a electric pink outfit worn by Robbie Williams. The show in front of a hundred thousand fans was hailed as a major hit.
Perhaps you don't enjoy his music. You might think he is the ultimate present to music in history. You might take a middle ground, acknowledging that some hits are belting while others are awful.
The central idea is that entertainment can take many forms. Preferences differ. There is not a single method to produce music or even the longest format.
The Peerless Spectrum of Test Cricket
Test cricket boasts incomparable variety. It's difficult to think of another sport where the contest is so dictated by external factors.
The elements, the hour of play, the red ball – the list is endless. Most important is the wicket.
If Test cricket is an artistic pursuit, the pitch is the foundation on which the cricketers create their art.
A Test of Cubism: The Melbourne Spectacle
The fourth Ashes Test between Australia and England was the game deconstructed, the traditional sport broken apart and reassembled in an unusual manner.
It must be stated this is not a justification of the surface which resulted in a triumph and the another sub-three-day finish of the contest.
Leaving 10mm of grass on the surface, leading to a cascade of wickets falling in less than six sessions, is not a balanced duel between batter and bowler.
A Varied History: The Core of Test Cricket
But any idea this was a diminished spectacle, one that should be marked with an asterisk as not a proper Test, is incorrect.
The long game is a rich tapestry, a long history and ongoing. Sometimes, like in Melbourne, the ball behaves unpredictably for the seamers. Other times, it grips and turns on a dry surface. Sometimes, the pitch is dead, other times it spits like a cobra.
The thrillers are all the more thrilling because of the patience committed in other matches.
Problem Solving: The True Test
Specific conditions are accepted more readily than others.
The argument in Melbourne was that the balance was tipped too far towards the fielding side. That the skilled individuals were unable from demonstrating their skill.
This level of cricket is about adapting to challenges – interpreting the wicket and responding effectively. The top two individual scores were made by acknowledged players. One line-up committed more errors than the other, and thus ended up second best.
Sheer Celebration: For Those Who Waited
Go and inform the devotees who have experienced 18 winless matches that this wasn't compelling.
In a corner of the MCG, countless fans celebrated and chanted, generating a party atmosphere in a stronghold of national pride.
There was hope as the fielding side excelled, impetus when batters fought back, and pure joy when the result was confirmed.
Contrasting Examples: The Range of Test Matches
The venue has previous experience with difficult wickets. In the past, a game there featured a pitch with the character of a a damp squib.
That match was a slog, with limited drama and slow play. The two-day game and that drawn affair are extreme ends of the scale – both are not perfect, yet historical weight can be ascribed to them.
Four Tests into the ongoing battle, it is the two-day matches that will be most remembered in the collective consciousness.
"It's not the demise of the format at all," said a veteran. "Fans who have been fortunate to see these two days have been experienced some real entertainment. A unique show."
Signs of Progress: Building for the Future
In the preparation to this match, the leader talked like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his shoulders.
The team responded for him, restoring the smile to his countenance.
Emerging talents stepped up with key contributions. These are baby steps, hardly enough to secure long-term success, but something to use as a platform.
At the very least, this triumph takes its place among other notable performances in similar circumstances.
As the supporters left into a glorious Melbourne evening, the team congregated on the outfield to start their own celebrations.
Savour the moment, lads. You've earned this one.